here it is. enjoy.

chris mcclain: hello, i'm chris mcclain, & were rolling on the first episode of T.D.I. with new campers. these campers may seem familier to you but... athour: ah chris, our budget cut won't allow a big intro. chris mcclain: but we had a 15million dollar budget. were did that all go. athour: some guy called dedede took it. (silence) chris mcclain: well with that i guess theres only one thing to say.......... don't miss one minute of this premeir of the new, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (insert T.D.I. theme song) chris mcclain: ok, our campers should be arriving any minute & like last time we lied about this place, so.. yeh.(boat brings gamma to dock) chris: heres our first contestant, gamma... athour: PAUSE!!! theses intros are gonna take awhile so if you don't like to wait, might want to skip. gamma: it is very nice to meet you chris. you look a lot taller on T.V. chris: thank you, i think? and now our next contestant storm. (boat brings storm to dock) storm: yo man whats up. chris: good. storm: yo man are you sure this is the right spot. chris: yep this is the place. storm: hmm looked a lot better on the brochure. athour: like i said skip ahead if you don't want to wait & frankley, i don't want to wait. so were just gonna fast foward a bit. rouge, espio, sally acorn, cream, manic the hedgehog, shadow, vector, eggman, knuckles, tails, wave, blaze, sonic, tikal&chaos, shade, big, amy, silver, & sonia the hedgehog. there see how much time we saved. chris: ok now all we need is a picture. every one hudle, ready say cheese on three. one, two, (dock starts to creak) three. all: cheese. (dock collapses before he takes the picture.) chris: now, i'm sure the athour explained how this will work and you've all seen this show, i won't bore you with the details. and now for the teams. Rouge, Wave, Big, Knuckles, Silver, Eggman, Cream, Sally, Tails, Gamma, & tikal. from here on out you are the screaming gophers. big: i'm a gopher. whoo hoo. chaos: but tikals a gopher, i have to be a gopher. (to be honest, no one has solid proof which sex chaos is, so in this one, he's a she. live with it) chris: to bad. the rest of you, Sonic, Amy, Shadow, Vector, Espio, Sonia, Manic, Storm, Blaze, Chaos, & Shade. from here on out, you are now the killer bass. espio: wicked. it's like a wind breaker. tikal: but chaos is on the other team. i have to be with chaos or i'll die. chris: like i said, to bad. alright i'll give you some time to unpack, then it's lunchtime. guys on left, girls on right. sonic: hey isn't there some sort of shaporon here. chris: your all 16 & are atleast at a 11th grade level. so other than myself, you'll be supervising yourselfs. sonic: sweet. craem: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! wha wha what is that. (it's a cockroach.) storm: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
(storm crushes rouges bed.) rouge: that was my bunk. (theres screaming and stomping every where.)(shadow kills cockroach with axe) cockroach: help me. (in high sqeaky voice) rouge: that's one way to kill a roach. manic: any time you see one of those things again let me know, cause, you, i could do that to. (manic&cream make googoo eyes) shadow: ph, they always go for the joks. loud speaker: lunchtime. wave: eww, this is disgusting. (chef glares angerly) wave: right. chef: you, fox boy, give me your plate. (extra food clings to scooper)(chef gets it off) chef: that should put some meat on your bones. tails: gee thanks. rouge: not to complain but i think mine just moved. (chef smashes food with mallet) rouge: right. chris: alright every one ready for there first challeng. cream: is it gonna hurt. storm: come on it's are first challeng, how hard could it be.

and that was part one of ep one. tune in next time to find out there first challeng. remember not to vote off the first camper yet.

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